Thursday, 29 November 2012

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Monday, 26 November 2012

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Saturday, 24 November 2012

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Friday, 23 November 2012

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Monday, 19 November 2012

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My best friend just told me there aren’t any other Las Vegas escorts that have the same amount of returning clientele that I do. I was so surprised and so flattered. But I know the reason that it’s true. The men that I have escorted around Vegas come back to me and make reservations in advance because I am good at what I do. They know I am a woman that enjoys pampering her clients and I love giving them pleasure. Pleasure is my business and I take my business very seriously. I told my girlfriend I am up for going to strip clubs, dance clubs or even a quiet evening in an excellent restaurant. There are so many ways to give men pleasure. I told her that I don’t mind giving private shows if they prefer it. I will even call in a girlfriend to give my gentlemen a two girl show. There is no doubt about it, I love what I do. I love being the one to give my clients pleasure. I love making them the king of the moments we are together. I especially love making their trip memorable. I guess that’s why I’m the best.

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There is no place like Las Vegas. I love being able to escort my clients to the different places they want to go. I especially love being able to take them to the hottest night clubs and strip clubs in the city. My night last night was exhausting but I am happy to be going back out with him tonight. He came in on business and he wanted an escort to help him unwind after the negotiations he is in each day. After his meeting, he called me to the hotel and was so intense. We started the evening with a Vegas massage. Then we showered and he had this really hot outfit for me to wear. I was wondering why he asked my size when he requested me to be his escort. After giving me this really hot outfit, we dressed and hit every club that was open. He said he wanted to end the night better than the way we started it and I gave him a better show than he got in the clubs. I showed him how good of a private dancer I was. I had no complaints and the night definitely ended with a huge bang.

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There is a reason that I love being one of the popular Las Vegas escorts. I am never at home but since I am today, I best take advantage of it. I have had the most amazing week. I went out with this great guy at the beginning of this week. He was in town on business and needed an escort for two days. We went to a business dinners and he was amazed at how easily his business partners gave in to him while I was there. He was so pleased with my effect on the meetings, we went to a couple clubs to celebrate. He loved watching the girls dance so I let him know I was a dancer as well. Needless to say, he enjoyed two nights of exquisitely erotic private shows. Then I went out with another great guy that was here for his birthday. Oh boy did we have some serious fun. We went to every club possible and ended the night with a sexy Las Vegas massage. After the massage, we went skinny dipping and needless to say, I have made arrangements to be his escort when he comes back to Vegas next month.

Sunday, 18 November 2012

Hello From Claudia!

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I am glad that I am a blonde in Las Vegas. I had a blast last night and I get to do it all over again with someone new tonight. I have never been shy and I love to be out with different clients so being an escort along with being a professional stripper is great. So I met this great guy last night and we had so much fun. He always fantasized about dating a stripper so I gave him a serious girlfriend experience. He picked me up and gave me flowers. We went to some of the most romantic places in town and then the night turned a little naughty. We went back to his hotel room so we could have some alone time. I’m sure the people in the neighboring rooms had a lot to listen to so I don’t know how much privacy we had. He wanted me to give him a private show so I did. I also gave him a Vegas massage. The massage led to some serious cuddling and kissing. By the time the sun came up, we were still up and having a great time as a couple, doing what couples do.

Zoey's Update

I have been told I am the most innocent looking of all the Las Vegas escorts available. After the date that I had last night, I wouldn’t put much faith into that innocent nonsense. I had the pleasure of escorting a great gentleman around town. He was so sweet. We had a great time talking and visiting the casinos. Then he took me to this really exclusive restaurant and we hung out there. He talked about business and the vacations that he’s had. But as the night wore on, he let me take the lead and show him things with a little more spice. We went dancing and then we went to my favorite club. I showed him just how bad I could be when I started dancing with a couple of my friends for him. As soon as I got back to our table, he told me some of the things that he wanted to do to me and with me. We got back to his hotel room and I had one of the wildest nights that I’ve had in a very long time. The Las Vegas massage that we started with was only the tip of the iceberg.

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Las Vegas is hot. I love what I do and do a lot of things that other women and escorts wish they could do. I met this guy last night, his first night in Vegas and he immediately told me that he wanted me to be his escort for the next week. He told me that my dark beauty was just what he was looking for. He told me that he needs an escort to different functions as well as show him the livelier side of Vegas. The first place we went was to check in with his business partner and have a business dinner. As soon as that was over, we were on the town having so much fun. We saw the sights in Vegas and then we started going to the clubs. He wanted to see erotic so we went to the hottest night clubs open. Then I had to give him some erotic views of me. By the time we got back to his hotel room, he was feeling great and wanted me to help him end the night with a celebration. We started with a massage and ended short of breath. I am a lucky woman.

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I’m exhausted! I love Las Vegas and the people here. Last night was another wild night working but I just can’t find the energy to complain. Nor would I want to. I met this guy that was so adorable and looking for a girlfriend experience. He was so shy but I knew there was something more in him. We met at this cute little restaurant. As soon as he saw me, I saw the interest but he was a total gentleman. As soon as we finished with our lunch, we went sightseeing. This was his first trip to Vegas so we did the tourist thing and a little extra. I couldn’t help it. After a couple hours, he told me that we have to change for the evening. Glad I came prepared. We went back to his hotel room and changed like normal couples and set the night on fire. We went clubbing and drinking. He had a great time and all the men that saw us were so mad they couldn’t be him. When we got back to the hotel, he wanted to end the night with a little cuddle. And we cuddled and more. Oh what a night!

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There is no better job than this. Most Las Vegas escorts envy my popularity and I know why. Tonight was amazing and I never thought I would have so much fun with someone I just met. We met in the lobby of one of the largest hotels here and had drinks before we started our night out. He wanted to go to different clubs and casinos. I loved that he took care of me and pampered me like I was a little Asian doll. I felt like one next to this big and sexy guy. He let me cater to him, treating him like a king. As soon as he was ready to leave one club, we did. As the evening went on, he got more affectionate and amorous so I turned up the heat. He loved going to the more erotic spots that Vegas has to offer. He let me lead him into a more exotic world, my world and needless to say, he was blown away. He told me I was so much different than the women he usually dated and that I knew how to have a great time. This is why I love what I do.

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I love my life. My job is so much fun. Tonight I had a date with some new friends and it was awesome. We met at my favorite restaurant and we had drinks. He and his wife were so funny and so curious about the club scene and adult entertainment industry in Las Vegas. It was cute to see them as a couple, interacting and I loved being the center of their attention. When we started going to the clubs, they enjoyed the attention they got. Of course I know they were the envy of the club because they were out with me and we got the royal treatment everywhere we went. As we made our way through the city, we went to clubs that were more and more erotic and sexy. We were all very cozy and comfortable by the time they wanted to end the night. As we got back to their hotel room, they said they wanted a massage so I got to end our evening by giving them a Las Vegas massage. The wife didn’t think she would enjoy her massage as much but I know I changed her mind. They loved their trip to Vegas.
Tuesday, 13 November 2012

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Friday, 9 November 2012

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Wednesday, 7 November 2012

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Monday, 5 November 2012

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Sunday, 4 November 2012

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Sunday, 28 October 2012

Las Vegas Escorts Welcome The Professional Bull Riders! Oh Yeah!

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Wednesday, 24 October 2012

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Sunday, 21 October 2012

Las Vegas Escorts Blackjack 104: "Be Prepared"

Remember, it can never hurt to brush up on your blackjack skills before you come in to town. Be prepared! Las Vegas can trip you up if you are not prepared and relaxed. Study up a little, then call one on our massage therapist escorts and let us prepare you for your mission to conquer the tables and the ladies. We'll set your body straight so you can set your mind straight. Call 702-505-8066

Friday, 19 October 2012

Las Vegas Escorts: Las Vegas Travel Guide

Hosting almost 37 million visitors per year (26 percent from Southern California), Las Vegas is one of America's top destinations.

With an 89 percent occupancy rate, Las Vegas hotel rooms are sometimes in short supply, especially on holiday weekends. Most big-name Las Vegas hotels such as Bellagio, Luxor, and MGM Grand are located along Las Vegas Boulevard between Tropicana and Sahara Avenues. If cash is no object, hire a Las Vegas escort and check into the Wynn Las Vegas, a $2.7 billion-dollar resort with some of the most luxurious touches in town.

If you're looking for affordable Las Vegas hotels, stay off the strip. We're staying at the Orleans Las Vegas, a hidden beauty off Tropicana that offers some amazing Las Vegas deals.

By day, Vegas takes on a whole new vibration, sort of like a Disney World for grown-ups. Head to the top of the Las Vegas Stratosphere, the tallest observation tower in the West; ride the Manhattan Express roller coaster at New York, New York Casino; check out the Mandalay Bay Shark Exhibit, or take in the dolphin show at Mirage. For a romantic outing, board a Venetian gondola for a cruise through the Venetian Grand Canals.

The Venetian Las Vegas casino has recreated every nuance of Italian life, from the high-end boutiques at the Grand Canal Shops to the faithful recreation of St. Mark's Square. You'll find several nice Las Vegas restaurants here as well, from Mario Batali's Enoteca San Marco to Wolfgang Puck's Postrio.

Las Vegas is swamped with people on most weekends and holidays, so if you really want to avoid the crowds, come the week before Christmas. You'll be rewarded with some of the most affordable room rates of the year. Las Vegas escorts may give you a discount too! Just ask!

We're starting our Saturday morning with a Las Vegas wedding at Paris Las Vegas, followed by a lovely lunch at Mon Ami Gabi. And after a few glasses of wine, and some terrific French cuisine, we hit the town. Just so you know, Las Vegas weddings are most popular in February, for obvious reasons, so be sure you book them well in advance. Elvis Presley married Priscilla Beaulieu at the Aladdin, now known as Planet Hollywood.

For a spectacular birds-eye view of Las Vegas, ride to the top of the Eiffel Tower. Towering 50 stories above the Las Vegas Strip, the experience is offered both day and night. In fact, you can even get married up here! However, we recommend no one ever get married!

One of our favorite free Las Vegas attractions is the Bellagio Fountains Water Show, which begins every half hour during the day, and every 15 minutes at night. For the best views, grab a seat at one of the restaurants along the lake, then finish with a gelato and a peek inside Bellagio's Conservatory and Botanical Gardens.

Other Las Vegas freebies include the MGM Lion Exhibit, and the Mirage volcanoes, which erupt every 15 minutes from dusk until midnight.

Las Vegas traffic can be a nightmare, so to get around town quickly, take the Las Vegas Monorail. Hours are 7 a.m. to 3 a.m. and one-way or day passes can be purchased at the kiosks. It has seven stations along the Strip, beginning at the MGM Grand and ending at the Sahara, one of the few Las Vegas casinos where you can still find $1 blackjack tables.

Once you arrive, there are plenty of pedestrian bridges that will lead you across the busy Strip.

During the summer, temperatures peak at 120 degrees, so naturally the Las Vegas pool scene is where it's at. One of the hottest Las Vegas hotel pools is Caesars Garden of the Gods, with 8 pools, an 18-foot waterfall, and swim-up blackjack tables. The Las Vegas pool party season runs between April and September. You will see tons of Las Vegas escorts at all the pools!

When you're ready to party hearty, take in the Las Vegas nightlife on Fremont Street in Downtown Las Vegas, or hit the Las Vegas club circuit. You can avoid lengthy lines and get the VIP treatment by purchasing a Vegas Passport, or arriving well before midnight. Hot spots are always changing, but right now the in-crowd hangs at Vanity (Hard Rock), Eve (City Center), Haze (Aria Hotel), Tao (Venetian) and XS (at Encore).

Other party spots include Pure at Caesars, LAX at Luxor, LAVO at the Palazzo and Ghostbar, Moon and Rain at the Palms.

Big-name Las Vegas show tickets sell out months in advance, so book them well before your visit. Some of the lesser-known shows are equally entertaining, and usually available the same day.

Just don't leave Vegas without stopping at the iconic Welcome to Las Vegas Sign, located a mile south of Russell Road. There is a small parking lot on the southbound lane, though it takes a small stroke of luck to get a spot. Elvis is even waiting to take a picture with you — for a small donation.

Las Vegas flights arrive at McCarran International Airport, just a block from the Strip.

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Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Las Vegas Escorts Bring You Inside The UFC

UFC Weekends are so crazy for us Las Vegas escorts. Sin City gets a whole another level of energy not seen very often. The strip clubs are packed, the private parties are nuts and then there is always the UFC after party. Come check it out with your very own Las Vegas escort. Call 702-505-8066 Now. Book Early for the next UFC event. 

Monday, 15 October 2012

Las Vegas: Eat All The Food And Eat All The Girls!

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Friday, 12 October 2012

Las Vegas Escorts Welcome Elton John Fans To Las Vegas

Elton is enjoying an amazing run in Las Vegas at the Caesar's Palace. It's a wonderful time when couples come together for a night of beautiful music followed by a threesome by a Las Vegas escort. You can bet that more often than not, a couples first threesome is usually either in Las Vegas or Paris!  Get your Elton tickets and book a wonderful Las Vegas escort for your private after party. Call 702-505-8066.

Wednesday, 10 October 2012

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Saturday, 6 October 2012

Las Vegas Escorts: Joke Joke Joke!

Here's why you get a Las Vegas escort instead of getting married! 

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Thursday, 4 October 2012

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Wednesday, 3 October 2012

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Monday, 1 October 2012

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Sunday, 30 September 2012

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Wednesday, 19 September 2012

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Monday, 17 September 2012

Las Vegas Escorts Love To Shake Their Booty

One of the biggest reasons why a guy goes to Vegas is to throw a bachelor party to remember. Here's the 411. Go ahead, rent your hotel suite (get a jacuzzi suite, you won't regret it) and wait for our team of hostesses to show up to bring the party up a notch. Then, LOCK THE DOOR! The groom will be at the center of our strippers attention and assuredly have the time of his life. We have acrobatic and flexible strippers for two or three girl shows and more. Our bachelor party girls are skilled entertainers with a full on toy show. You won't be disappointed with this raucous performance. Special requests are welcome. Have you ever seen a stripper come out of a fully decorated edible cake? Now you can! Just ask us. We can arrange it! Call 702-505-8066 

Saturday, 15 September 2012

Las Vegas Escorts Presents: Models Falling Down

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Thursday, 13 September 2012

The Flyers For Escorts On The Las Vegas Strip

Just a warning to never use the girls you find in the brochures they hand out on the Las Vegas Strip! You could end up with one of these:

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Wednesday, 12 September 2012

Las Vegas Stripper Fail Compilation

Here's a great set of stripper pole crashes and burns! Our Las Vegas strippers and escorts have a lot more grace!

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Sunday, 9 September 2012

Las Vegas Escorts Presents: The Hustler Club Feature Girls

Larry Flint throws the best parties in town! Big name dancers, strippers and porn stars grace his stage with incredible pole shows. Bring a GFE Las Vegas escort for $2 beers on Tuesdays! This way you can leave her  bigger tip! Call 702-505-8066

Friday, 7 September 2012

Las Vegas Escort NFL Game of The Week Prediction

No matter where you go or what you do this weekend in Las Vegas, you can be you will see plenty of NFL football Jerseys and drunks on the strip this weekend. The sportsbooks will be crazy! Take a Las Vegas escort out, most of them just love football and the excitement. Win or lose, you will be a winner with a Las Vegas escort by your side.

For Week One, the game of the week is San Francisco vs. Green Bay with the Packers coming out on top 23-13. You read it here first.

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Wednesday, 5 September 2012

Las Vegas Escorts: Time Share Scam Advice

Mexico or Las Vegas, time-share motives are all the same. They are there to trick you into buying a time share. Be careful when attending any time share presentation in Las Vegas. It will cost you a lot more than just a few Las Vegas escorts! 
Monday, 3 September 2012

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What is your pleasure this evening, Sir? Half an hour of snuggling, maybe? How about a long, slow, sensuous Las Vegas massage, an intimate, fully nude interlude, to help you relax after a long work week. Would you enjoy a night of private, adult entertainment, with just the two of us in your room? Or, how about I bring a friend along for a sensuous two-girl show specialty show?

Las Vegas escorts are world renowned for knowing how to escort visitors to Sin City a good time. Would you allow me to be your escort to the hottest clubs & shows in Vegas? Would you like a date for an evening in the casinos? How about a true GFE experience, unlike the girls you date at home? As an independent Vegas escort, I can be as GFE as you want me to be...He He.

I am a professional stripper, so my shows are special. I bring my own adult toys to play with – or to share! My private dances are something you will NOT write home about, & I have several sexy outfits to wear upon request, for your pleasure, & for my own. I specialize in bachelor parties where the groom gets serviced for free but, if you’re not here for a wedding that is just fine with me. We’ll just do it all alone. Las Vegas strippers are the best, & I’ve been told I’m the best of the best.

I love spending weekends on the lake with a new friend, or a romantic dinner for two. I’m athletic, & love to attend athletic events too. I know all the coolest hot spots in town, & would love to be your escort to pleasure in Las Vegas this evening, this weekend, or this week.

If you’re having trouble choosing from among all the beautiful Las Vegas escorts & Las Vegas strippers you’ve seen this evening, I can make it easy for you. Quit looking now & choose me, Veronica, a classy, beautiful woman who is ready – right now – to make all of your dreams & fantasies come true.

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Friday, 31 August 2012

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My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

One year they wanted to make me poster boy... for birth control.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me.

I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.

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Wednesday, 29 August 2012

When Is Your Trip To Vegas? How About Some Rodney Dangerfield To Put You In The Mood

My wife & I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I'll tell ya, my wife & I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, & I donate money to the topless!

One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.

I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab.

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room & said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."

I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!

My father was stupid. He worked in a bank & they caught him stealing pens.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

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Monday, 27 August 2012

Las Vegas Escorts - A Priest, A Nun and a Blowjob

A newly ordained priest is sent to Las Vegas, to be the leader of a small congregation in a seedy area.  That evening, he is walking down the street outside the church, when he is approached by a prostitute, who says to him, "Hey father, you want a blow job? Only 50 bucks."
He gets embarrassed because he doesn't know what she's talking about, but given how she's dressed, he declines.
The next day he meets the senior nun in the church, and asks her, "Sister, what's a blow job?"
She replies, "50 bucks, same as on the Strip."

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