Thursday, 16 August 2012

Joke Joke Joke!

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" & the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son walked in & said "What does bitch & bastard mean?" & the parents replied "ladies & gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" & the man said "feel my dick".

Their son walked in & asked "What does titties & dick mean?" & the parents replied "hats & coats".

On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving & he cut himself, "Shit" he said, the kid came in & asked "What's that mean" & the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, & she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.

Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives & said "Alright you bitches & bastards, put your dicks & titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, & my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!

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