Saturday, 25 August 2012

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Dick works hard & spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a Las Vegas strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them & says, "Hey, Dick! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled & asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dick. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dick if he'd like his usual & brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable & says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A Las Vegas stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dick & starts to rub herself all over him & says, "Hi Dickbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dick's wife, now furious, grabs her purse & storms out of the club.

Dick follows & spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Dick tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around & says, "Geez Dick, you picked up a real bitch this time."

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