Wednesday, 29 August 2012

When Is Your Trip To Vegas? How About Some Rodney Dangerfield To Put You In The Mood

My wife & I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I'll tell ya, my wife & I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, & I donate money to the topless!

One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.

I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab.

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room & said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."

I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!

My father was stupid. He worked in a bank & they caught him stealing pens.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

There are so many great comics in Las Vegas. You can see a comedy show every night. Why not bring a fun Las Vegas escort and enjoy the show together? Hello, my name is Carmen, and I am one of the sexiest Las Vegas escorts you could ever hope to find.

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