Saturday, 6 October 2012

Las Vegas Escorts: Joke Joke Joke!

Here's why you get a Las Vegas escort instead of getting married! 

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence. We both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, "Id like two tickets to Pittsburgh, I accidentally said "Id like two pickets to Tittsburgh., so she socked me a good one." The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey. But I accidentally said, "Youve ruined my life, you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch."

Don't get married, save the hassle and get a Las Vegas escort instead. Remember, you pay em to leave! Call 702-505-8066 


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